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  • What will Fabio Capello do if the pitch is flooded during the World Cup?
    Bring on his subs

    What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?
    Fowl

    Why was the footballer upset on his birthday?
    He got a red card

    These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the World Cup!!!

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  • What did the maths teacher order for dessert?
    Pi.

    Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
    She was trying to get a head.

    PUPIL: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
    TEACHER: Of course not.
    PUPIL: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

    Illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines – who also illustrates the Mitch Symons’ trivia books.

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  • Laugh yourself silly with these ridiculous holiday jokes! Filled with wacky pictures throughout.

    Where do genies go on summer vacation?
    To lamp camp

    Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?
    She wanted to test the water

    Which cake lives in a French cathedral?
    The Flapjack of Notre Dame

    Perfect for making long holiday journeys or airport queues more bearable!

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  • Why did the sun go to school?
    To get brighter!

    Why did the cow go to outer space?
    To visit the Milky Way!

    How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
    You rocket!

    Why did the alien knit itself three socks?
    Because it grew another foot!

    Kids will be over the moon with this collection of fantastically funny space jokes!

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  • What lights up a stadium?
    A match!

    Which athletes are the warmest?
    Long jumpers!

    How do footballers stay cool?
    They play close to the fans!

    Kids will fall over laughing at these sporty jokes, perfect for celebrating the Olympics!

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  • You’ll fall out of your tree laughing at these hilarious animal jokes!

    What is black, white and red all over?
    A sunburnt penguin!

    What do you call a pig who knows karate?
    Porkchop!

    What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
    Stuck!

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  • What does a Triceratops sit on?
    Its Tricera-bottom!

    What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
    A dino-snore!

    Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong?
    Because T. rex everything!

    Kids will roar with laughter at these dynamite dinosaur jokes!

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